Tractor Gate Easy Read Short Blast Funny Punny Poetry Get Your Wordsworth

Are you ready to embark on a whimsical journey of words, laughter, and puns? Look no further! Tractor Gate is here to bring you a collection of easy-to-read, short, and hilarious punny poetry that will leave you smiling from ear to ear. Get ready to unleash your inner Wordsworth and be prepared to have a blast!

The Allure of Tractor Gate Poetry

Tractor Gate poetry is not your ordinary verse. This unique style of writing takes everyday situations and transforms them into witty and comical experiences. Every line is carefully crafted to deliver a punchline that will make you chuckle and brighten your day. Whether you're a lover of poetry or a casual reader, Tractor Gate offers a refreshing take on the art form that is sure to captivate your attention.

Easy-to-Read and Digest

Gone are the days of struggling to comprehend complex and dense poetry. Tractor Gate recognizes the need for simplicity and clarity in their verses, making them accessible to readers of all ages and backgrounds. With their easy-to-read format, you can enjoy a quick poetry fix during your lunch break, on your daily commute, or whenever you need a dose of laughter.

Tractor Gate (easy read, short blast, funny punny poetry) (Get Your Wordsworth Book 6)

by Tom Skinner (Kindle Edition)

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1894 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	24 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Paperback	:	56 pages
Reading age	:	8 - 12 years
Item Weight	:	6.2 ounces
Dimensions	:	8 x 0.14 x 10 inches

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Short and Sweet

In a fast-paced world, where time is of the essence, Tractor Gate poetry offers a concise and impactful escape. Each poem is carefully crafted to convey its message within a few lines, ensuring that you get maximum enjoyment in minimum time. These short bursts of humor are perfect for those on the go, allowing you to savor the beauty of poetry without dedicating hours to deciphering intricate stanzas.

A Symphony of Puns

If there's one thing Tractor Gate excels at, it's puns. Their poetry is filled to the brim with clever wordplay that will have you snickering and shaking your head in admiration. From punny titles to hilarious punchlines, you'll find yourself immersed in a world where every line brings a smile to your face. Tractor Gate truly knows how to tickle your funny bone with their expertly crafted wordplay.

Unleash Your Inner Wordsworth

Ever wanted to be the next Wordsworth or Shelley? Tractor Gate provides the perfect opportunity to explore your poetic side. With their easy-to-read, short poems, you can take inspiration from their style and create your unique punny verses. So grab a pen, let your creativity flow, and discover the joys of writing poetry that will have your friends and family in stitches.

Tractor Gate's easy read short blast funny punny poetry is the perfect way to brighten up your day. With their accessible format, you can enjoy a quick laugh and a moment of literary delight anytime, anywhere. So, get your Wordsworth on and dive into the world of Tractor Gate where laughter and puns reign supreme. This collection of whimsical verses is sure to leave you craving for more!

Tractor Gate (easy read, short blast, funny punny poetry) (Get Your Wordsworth Book 6)

by Tom Skinner (Kindle Edition)

4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1894 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	24 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Paperback	:	56 pages
Reading age	:	8 - 12 years
Item Weight	:	6.2 ounces
Dimensions	:	8 x 0.14 x 10 inches

FREE

What if your kids thought playing with words and ideas was incredibly fun?

‘My son and I enjoyed it more than once at bed time.’

Kids and teens love ideas from left field, a play on words that makes them giggle and stretches their creative language skills.

Call it what you will this quick ‘n’ quirky combination of poetry, youthful humor, silly phrases, puns and sketches is designed to challenge developing brains to look at language – and life – from a whole new perspective.

Tractor Gate continues Tom Skinner’s tradition of having fun with language. It contains playful musings and comments about wood, voices, rain, countries, stamina and farm equipment.

Encourage the young readers in your life to let loose with mad word associations, silly syllables and gormless giggles…in the bean bag with you, the car, or anywhere at all.

As a parent or teacher, you have probably already had some fun together with word association, punning, and experimentation via various forms of literature.

Eight short and punchy illustrated one page stories with real pulling power for perspicacious readers (ages 8-15).

Buy Tractor Gate to have some unexpected fun with verse today!

Note: Tractor Gate is the sixth book in the Get Your Wordsworth series. The other books, which can be read in any order are…Einstein’s Cat...Pavlov’s Dog...It’s Slapstick...Plain Crazy...Too Much TV...Overload

Books 1-6 are also available as a box set for $4.99 (Get Your Wordsworth, Volume 1)

So, what makes the Get Your Wordsworth series special? 

It's a mix of things, really. When I set out to write these books, I wanted to create a new type of poetry. A poetry-prose hybrid that was much less rigid, formal, turgid and technical than the  traditional model and one that did not bore the buttocks off bright young people.

Hence the highly unorthodox format, combining a newspaper style title and sub-title, an original hand-drawn high quality sketch for each poem plus a personal author insight or pun were all designed to make the poetry more accessible and digestible for middle grade readers.

The out-of-the-box format is a direct spin off of my studies in journalism, advertising and my career as a traditionally published children's picture book author plus an innate sense of silly!

Overall, the Get Your Wordsworth series is designed for those, young and old alike, who appreciate the English language in all its nuanced, layered and textured glory and who can handle a judicious mix of the super silly and gently philosophical all imbued with a healthy dose of wry and dry humor!

What words would you, as a modern muse, use to describe this series? 

It’s very very hard to describe until you experience it for yourself because Get Your Wordsworth seems (to me at least) to be a new style of fiction…one that combines short story illustrated poems with a few modern day twists and tweaks to make verse less fearsome and impenetrable.

Overall, I call this potentially new style of pictorial poetry-prose fast blasts. But a quick brainstorm also unearthed the following possible descriptors!

casual poetry-prose

quirky poetry-prose fusion

laugh now, think later verse

micro poetry-prose

illustrated micro fiction

poetry-prose mash-up

rap traps

genre-busting poetry-prose

one minute super shorts

bite-size bedtime reads

playful poetry

cheeky poetry chunks

poetry-prose hybrid

little book of laughs

re-verse high-brow