My Fox Ate My Report Card - A Hilarious Fantasy For Children Ages 12

Are you ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure full of mischief and mayhem? Look no further than "My Fox Ate My Report Card" - a hilarious fantasy book specifically designed to tickle the funny bones of children ages 12 and up.

In this uproarious tale, author David Blaze introduces us to Josh Blevins, an ordinary twelve-year-old boy facing the everyday challenges of school, friendships, and, of course, an overprotective older sister.

Josh's life takes a wildly unexpected turn when he discovers a mysterious egg in his backyard. Little does he know that this egg holds the secret to an extraordinary pet - a fox named Jay.

My Fox Ate My Report Card (a hilarious fantasy for children ages 8-12)

by David Blaze (Kindle Edition)

4.9 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	3002 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	90 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported

FREE

But Jay is not just any fox. This mischievous creature possesses magical powers that lead to an unforgettable series of events. And as you can already guess, one of those events involves a peculiar incident with Josh's report card.

The story takes off when Josh realizes that Jay has a taste for paper, and that includes report cards. In a panic, Josh tries to hide the evidence, but as we all know, secrets have a way of getting out, especially when a wily fox is involved.

As Josh's report card goes missing, chaos ensues. From a principal who hates Josh to an unusual pet show at school, the situations that arise are both hilarious and heartwarming. Through the unexpected friendships formed and the pure joy derived from the imaginative storyline, readers will be captivated by the exciting world Blaze has created.

The heart of this book lies not only in its humor but also in the relatability of its main character. Josh is just like any other preteen, trying to navigate the complexities of growing up. He faces real-life challenges, including bullies, peer pressure, and sibling rivalry. It is through his journey with Jay that he learns valuable life lessons about acceptance and self-belief.

While "My Fox Ate My Report Card" is a work of fiction, it carries significant messages for young readers. Through humor, it emphasizes the importance of being true to oneself, owning up to mistakes, and finding the strength to face adversity head-on.

In addition to its witty storyline and well-crafted characters, the book is beautifully complemented by vibrant illustrations that bring the story to life. The combination of engaging text and eye-catching visuals ensures that readers will be fully immersed in Josh's world.

As parents, teachers, and caregivers, it's important to provide children with literature that both entertains and educates. "My Fox Ate My Report Card" accomplishes exactly that. It not only encourages a love for reading by keeping young readers glued to the pages but also instills valuable life lessons that will stay with them long after the book is finished.

So, if you have a child aged 12 or older who enjoys witty humor, amusing fantasy, and relatable characters, "My Fox Ate My Report Card" is a must-read. This book will have them giggling, gasping, and eagerly flipping the pages to follow Josh's extraordinary journey.

Order a copy today and join Josh and Jay on an unforgettable adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and a fox who has a penchant for report cards!

My Fox Ate My Report Card (a hilarious fantasy for children ages 8-12)

by David Blaze (Kindle Edition)

4.9 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	3002 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	90 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported

FREE

Age Level: 8 and up | Grade Level: 3rd and up

Over 1600 five-star series ratings and reviews on Amazon and Goodreads!

My name is Jonah Johnson and I'm in the 6th grade - but please call me Joe. I just got the worst report card and I'm afraid to tell my mom. If that wasn't bad enough, I've got a talking fox that's in danger from hunters. I wish that was the worst of it! My mom is in trouble, and I've got to save her!

My Fox Ate My Report Card is a fun fantasy for kids, teachers, and parents. It's an enjoyable story for every child in elementary and middle school who loves foxes, and grabs the attention of reluctant readers.