Silly Jokes, Riddles And Limericks For Children Aged 14 And For Those Young At Heart

Laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to induce laughter than with silly jokes, riddles, and limericks? Whether you're 14 or young at heart, these light-hearted forms of humor are sure to put a smile on your face. So, get ready to chuckle and giggle as we delve into the world of silly jokes, riddles, and limericks that are perfect for all ages!

Jokes

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

Because they don't have the guts!

Jokes, Riddles and Limericks: (Silly jokes, riddles and limericks for children aged 5-14 and for those young at heart adults to.)

by Oshit Kul Ratan (Kindle Edition)

4.7 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	15254 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	110 pages
Screen Reader	:	Supported

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2. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

5. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two-tired!

Riddles

1. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

A echo.

2. What has keys but can't open locks?

A piano.

3. What has a heart that doesn't beat?

A deck of cards.

4. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

A map.

5. I am taken from a mine, and shut in a wooden case. From under a mountain, I am given a place. People make use of me when they have to go fast. What am I?

A train.

Limericks

A limerick is a humorous poem that consists of five lines with a specific rhyming pattern. Here are a few silly limericks to tickle your funny bone:

1. There once was a cat from Nantucket,

Who always thought he could tuck it.

But no matter how hard he tried,

The food always slid,

And he ended up in a bucket!

2. There once was a man from Peru,

Whose cooking caused quite a debut.

His soup tasted like feet,

His burgers like concrete,

So no one wanted a taste or a chew!

3. There once was a girl named Sue,

Whose clothes were always askew.

She wore mismatched socks,

And brightly colored frocks,

But her style got all the boys to woo!

4. There once was a dog named Jack,

Who loved to play in a shack.

He chewed on old shoes,

And barked at the news,

But his antics always left us on a crack!

5. There once was a boy named Bill,

Whose favorite hobby was to chill.

He lounged by the lake,

Eating cake after cake,

And he couldn't care less about any uphill!

So, whether it's a silly joke, a mind-bending riddle, or a lighthearted limerick, these forms of humor are perfect for all ages. They not only bring a smile to our faces but also help us relieve stress and brighten our day. So, the next time you're looking for a good laugh, don't hesitate to dive into the world of silly jokes, riddles, and limericks!

Jokes, Riddles and Limericks: (Silly jokes, riddles and limericks for children aged 5-14 and for those young at heart adults to.)

by Oshit Kul Ratan (Kindle Edition)

4.7 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	15254 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	110 pages
Screen Reader	:	Supported

FREE

JRL - Jokes, Riddles and Limericks, is an illustrated collection of silly jokes and riddles for children of all ages including some hilarious new limericks. There is also the chance to create your own jokes by completing the punch-lines to some old favourites.

So why not try out some old favourites - Why do bananas use sun cream? Because they peel.
Read some new Jokes - What is a chicken’s favourite video game console? Eggs-box.
Test yourself against our riddles - How much dirt is in a 2metre by 2metre by 4 metre hole?
Or try out those limericks -
There once was a Whale from the sea,
Who wanted to jump like a flea.
He built wooden legs,
Made from old clothes pegs,
And now hes stuck in a tree.

Don't miss out on all the fun!!!!