Pavlov Dog Easy Read Short Blast Funny Punny Poetry Get Your Wordsworth

Are you a lover of dogs and wordplay? Do you enjoy a good laugh and appreciate clever puns? If so, get ready to indulge in the delightful world of Pavlov Dog's easy-to-read, short blast, funny punny poetry! Prepare to have your funny bone tickled and your heart warmed as you dive into the enchanting and pun-filled verses created by this talented dog lover and poet.

The Story behind Pavlov Dog

Pavlov Dog, named after the famous Russian psychologist Ivan Pavlov and his renowned experiments with conditioned reflexes in dogs, is the pseudonym of a talented poet with a unique sense of humor. Inspired by both his love for dogs and his fascination with language, Pavlov Dog combines these two elements to create amusing and pun-filled poetry that will leave readers howling with laughter.

Having observed the quirks and endearing qualities of his own furry friend, Pavlov Dog began penning short and hilarious poems that capture the essence of the canine world in a lighthearted and entertaining way. His creative use of puns, wordplay, and witty rhymes makes his poetry a joy to read for people of all ages.

Pavlov’s Dog (easy read, short blast, funny punny poetry) (Get Your Wordsworth Book 2)

by Tom Skinner (Kindle Edition)

4.9 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	3871 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	24 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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Easy Read Short Blast Poetry

Pavlov Dog's poetry is designed to be easily accessible and enjoyable for all readers, whether you're a poetry enthusiast or someone who simply enjoys a good laugh. The concise format of his poems allows for a quick burst of humor and entertainment, making them perfect for a quick read during a break or while waiting for something.

Additionally, Pavlov Dog's choice of words and sentence structures ensures that the poems flow effortlessly and are easy to comprehend. No need for an English degree or an extensive vocabulary to appreciate the cleverness and wit packed into his verses!

Funny Punny Poetry

If you're a fan of puns, you're in for a treat with Pavlov Dog's poetry. His clever wordplay and inventive use of language will have you giggling and grinning from ear to ear. Whether he's concocting puns based on dog breeds, playfully manipulating common idioms, or creating unexpected word associations, every line holds a surprise that will leave you chuckling.

For example, in one of his famous poems titled "The Ballad of the Golden Retriever," Pavlov Dog quips:

"A golden retriever, oh so clever, with a tail that's long and fine. He retrieves your heart with an affectionate start, leaving you smitten with his shine!"

Such witty and pun-filled lines not only showcase Pavlov Dog's talent but also provide light-hearted and joyful moments that will brighten your day.

Get Your Wordsworth!

If you're eager to dive into Pavlov Dog's world of punny poetry, you're in luck! His collection, aptly titled "Get Your Wordsworth," is a treasure trove of laughter and linguistic playfulness. This compilation features a wide range of poems, each exuding the charm and wit that has made Pavlov Dog's work so beloved.

From humorous haikus to playful limericks and everything in between, "Get Your Wordsworth" promises hours of delight and entertainment. Treat yourself to this delightful collection and immerse yourself in the whimsical world of Pavlov Dog's poetry.

In a world that can often be serious and demanding, it's refreshing to find solace in the playful and light-hearted poetry of Pavlov Dog. His ability to combine his love for dogs with his talent for wordplay has birthed a collection of poems that can brighten anyone's day. So, grab a copy of "Get Your Wordsworth" and let the wag-worthy words of Pavlov Dog bring a smile to your face!

Pavlov’s Dog (easy read, short blast, funny punny poetry) (Get Your Wordsworth Book 2)

by Tom Skinner (Kindle Edition)

4.9 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	3871 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	24 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE

What if your kids thought playing with words and ideas was incredibly fun?

‘It was very weird and I love love love love love love love love love love love love this book.’

Kids and teens love ideas from left field, a play on words that makes them giggle and stretches their creative language skills.

‘Plug in and learn and have fun and laugh and get to know Tom Skinner. Feels like we may be discovering a new Theodor Geisel - a poet bound for success in his chosen genre.’  Grady Harp, Hall of Fame and Amazon Top 100 Reviewer

Call it what you will this quick ‘n’ quirky combination of poetry, youthful humor, silly phrases, puns and sketches is designed to challenge developing brains to look at language – and life – from a whole new perspective.

‘These are some awesome poems for kids. Where poetry seems to be "not cool" anymore this brings new life back to this timeless art form in a manner that any kid can appreciate!!’

Pavlov’s Dog provides a less-than-serious review of serious (?) scientific principles such as Pavlovian responses as well as playful comments and musings on manners, man caves, moose, cauliflower and chimps.

‘Very strange yet entertaining. Makes little sense but understood every word. Have to say that it's the most fun I've had reading poetry since ever!’

As a parent or teacher, you have probably already had some fun together with word association, punning, and experimentation via various forms of literature.

‘Some of them are pure silliness, but there is also flashes of true poetic genius in there too. Saying complicated things in a simple way takes more skill than we're often willing to admit.’

Eight short and sassy illustrated one page stories in crisp and quirky verse for smart kids (ages 8-15) who have been barking up the wrong poetry tree.

‘The poems are great, funny, whimsical and they roll of the tongue nicely. You don't have to spend a lot of time thinking about them, or wondering if you got the context, so great for non-poetry readers and older children.’

Buy Pavlov’s Dog to have some unexpected fun with verse today!

‘He doesn't try to be too quixotic or mysterious with his verse, and each short story poem (as I began thinking of them in my head) is succinct and wrapped up in itself. You can flip to any page at any time and find something that will surely entertain and inspire, even if you might laugh out loud at yourself for reading something so silly or childish (on the surface).'

Note: Pavlov’s Dog is the second book in the Get Your Wordsworth series. The other books, which can be read in any order are…Einstein’s Cat...It’s Slapstick...Plain Crazy...Too Much TV...Tractor Gate...Overload

Books 1-6 are also available as a box set for $4.99 (Get Your Wordsworth, Volume 1)

‘Overall, if you're looking for a new book of poetry to sink your teeth into, this probably isn't it (as it is short and relatively simple), but if you want your kids to read something that will make them laugh, teach them something, and also increase their appreciation for what poetry can do for the mind, then this would be an ideal choice. Honestly, it was a pleasure to read.'

What words would you, as a modern muse, use to describe this series? 

It’s tough to describe because Get Your Wordsworth seems to be a new style of fiction or genre-busting poetry-prose…one that was deliberately designed to be much less rigid, formal or technical than the traditional poetry model and one that did not bore the buttocks off bright young people.

I call these short story poems fast blasts!