10 Hilarious Cross Stitch Sayings That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Are you tired of the same old traditional cross stitch patterns? Looking to add a touch of humor to your needlework? Look no further! We have compiled a list of 10 hilarious cross stitch sayings that will make you laugh out loud and add a unique twist to your crafts.

1. "I'm not aging, I'm marinating!"

Funny Cross Stitch Sayings 3 | Pattern Book for Adults: Large Counted Snarky Designs for Simple Stitching | Customizable Colors (Funny Sayings Cross Stitch Patterns)

by Maggie Smith (Kindle Edition)

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	42908 KB
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Print length	:	368 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Paperback	:	641 pages
Item Weight	:	1.96 pounds
Dimensions	:	6 x 1.25 x 9 inches
Hardcover	:	494 pages

FREE

Embrace the aging process with this witty saying. It's the perfect way to add some humor to any room and remind yourself that getting older isn't so bad after all.

2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."

We all get a little hangry from time to time. This saying will serve as a lighthearted apology for those moments when your stomach takes control of your words.

3. "I run on coffee, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."

For all the coffee addicts who thrive on sarcasm and have a knack for entertainingly inappropriate thoughts, this cross stitch saying is a must-have.

4. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas!"

If you've been accused of being too bossy, this cross stitch saying will help you reclaim your identity as someone with exceptional ideas and leadership qualities.

5. "Adulting is hard. Let's get ice cream."

Adulting can be a real struggle sometimes, but ice cream always seems to make things better. This saying captures the essence of seeking comfort in simple pleasures.

6. "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"

For those who prioritize fries over exercise, this amusing cross stitch pattern will resonate with your love for fast food and aversion to the gym.

7. "In a world full of princesses, be a unicorn."

Unicorns are enchanting creatures that stand out from the ordinary. This saying encourages you to embrace your uniqueness and be your own kind of magical.

8. "Namast'ay in bed."

For those who have perfected the art of relaxation, this cross stitch saying tells it like it is: your bed is your sanctuary, and there's no shame in staying there.

9. "I can't adult today. Please don't make me adult."

There are days when adult responsibilities feel overwhelming. This saying conveys the longing for a break and the desire to escape adulting, if only for a little while.

10. "Crafting is my therapy."

Finally, for all the craft enthusiasts out there, this saying encapsulates the therapeutic nature of indulging in creative projects like cross stitching.

These funny cross stitch sayings will not only bring laughter to your life but also serve as conversation starters and unique gifts for friends and family. With their witty words embroidered onto fabric, you can add a touch of humor and personal expression to any space. So, grab your needle and thread, and let the laughter begin!

Funny Cross Stitch Sayings 3 | Pattern Book for Adults: Large Counted Snarky Designs for Simple Stitching | Customizable Colors (Funny Sayings Cross Stitch Patterns)

by Maggie Smith (Kindle Edition)

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	42908 KB
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Print length	:	368 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Paperback	:	641 pages
Item Weight	:	1.96 pounds
Dimensions	:	6 x 1.25 x 9 inches
Hardcover	:	494 pages

FREE

Wonderful assortment of snarky sayings!

*** Contains Adult Themes ***

Largest pattern: 200 crosses tall

Most colors per pattern: 1 (swap it out for your favorite color)

Features:

• No fractional stitches
• No back-stitching
• Large detailed designs
• Easy to read symbol key
• Floss List with Cross Count
• Multi-page enlarged pattern